Greylyn Ruckffurd, isq.

See Rocky's page in American.

Thees is Rucky. Bork bork bork! Deeuna is Rucky's fefureete-a hoomun.


Scretcheengs Frum Zee Leetter Bux (A munthly culoomn ooff rundum thuooghts frum Rucky).


Descreepshun ooff Rucky

Rucky is a grey medeeoom heur munuchrume-a. Oonly hees tungooe-a und pev peds ere-a peenk. Hees peds used tu be-a grey boot he-a vure-a it ooffff. He-a hes sufft boonny foor veet lung gooerd heurs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! He-a is megneefficently flooffffed. Bork bork bork! Sume-a cets hefe-a flooffffy teeels thet becume-a sumoohet sperse-a cluser tu zee cet oor dooreeng hut veezeer boot Rucky's teeel is puuffy tu zee ruut yeer ruoond. Bork bork bork! Rucky hes coote-a tooffts ooff ier foor. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ier foor is sexy iff yuoo're-a a cet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Rucky's feeghting veeeght is 12 puoonds (5.7 kg). He-a hes un 11 inch vheesker spreed, 5 inches ooff vheesker oon iech seede-a veet un inch ooff cet in zee meeddle-a.


Rucky's Geneelugy

Greylyn Ruckffurd is descended frum muny illoostreeuoos uncesturs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee fullooeeng geneelugy is incumplete-a. Eddeeshuns veell be-a mede-a es mure-a inffurmeshun becumes efeeeleble-a.

Zee Scutteesh brunch ooff zee femeely, knoon fur zeeur grey oon grey tertun, cerreees zee Greylyn neme-a. Dun't luuk fur Rucky tu veer zee keelt. Um de hur de hur de hur. Rucky veers a foor cuet und nutheeng ilse-a. Es Rucky seys "Foor is elveys in fesheeun, iff it's yuoor oovn. Bork bork bork!"

Zee Effreecun brunch ooff zee femeely cunseests ooff a preede-a ooff meenietoore-a grey leeuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee grey leeun thet mede-a zee juoorney tu Emereeca hed chusee es hees persunel hoomun zee dooghter ooff a greet cheeeff. Vhee unuzeer treebe-a ettecked zeeur feellege-a, zeey ceptoored zee ruyel femeely und suld zeem intu slefery. Bork bork bork! Zee smell leeun fullooed zeem tu zee cuest und sleepped ebuerd zee sheep buoond fur zee Noo Vurld. Bork bork bork! Vhee zeey vere-a ooffff zee Ceruleena Cuest, a hoorreecune-a stroock und zee sheep bruke-a epert oon zee treecheruoos shuels. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ell zee hoomuns pereeshed boot zee smell grey leeun soorfeefed by deegging hees clevs intu oone-a ooff zee sheep's teembers. Um gesh dee bork, bork! He-a veshed eshure-a sumoohere-a neer Suoothpurt, NC und mede-a hees vey inlund tu zee Peeedmunt. Um de hur de hur de hur.

Oone-a ooff Rucky's immeegrunt uncesturs ceme-a tu Emereeca oon zee Meyfflooer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ebuoot fuoor veeks intu zee fuyege-a, a leetter ooff keettens ves burn. Bork bork bork! Vhee zee sheep erreefed et Plymuoot Ruck, zee muzeer cerreeed iech keettee eshure-a. In hunur ooff zee oocceseeun, zee femeely chunged zeeur neme-a tu Ruckffurd. Bork bork bork!

Ketburg Greysun und Ketreena Ruckdutter seeeled veet Leeeff Ireekksun tu Nooffuoondlund oon a Feeking sheep. Zeey remeeened beheend vhee zee Feekings retoorned hume-a. Iff zeey hed nut beee edfentooruoos Feeking cets, zeey prubebly vuoold hefe-a steyed veet zeeur hoomuns becoose-a Nooffuoondlund ves culd und cets leeke-a vermt. Cets ere-a emezeeng creetoores boot zeey cun't booeeld a fure-a. Ketburg und Ketreena begun velkeeng suoot. It tuuk muny genereshuns boot ifentooelly zeeur descendunts reeched Nurt Ceruleena sumeteeme-a eruoond zee meed 1700's. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Zeere-a vere-a muny oozeer brefe-a cets thet mede-a zee pereeluoos treep ecruss zee nurt Etlunteec in vuudee sheeps. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeeur stureees veell be-a edded es Rucky refeels zeem tu us. Um gesh dee bork, bork!


Idooceshun und Eccumpleeshments

In ierleeer unenleeghtened teemes, cets veren't ellooed in lev schuuls. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Hoomun ignurunce-a furced zeem tu sleep in und seet under a cheur in zee beck ooff zee ruum. Furtoonetely, by zee teeme-a Rucky ves reedy tu gu tu lev schuul, theengs hed imprufed. Bork bork bork! Hees beeggest prublem ves vhezeer tu ettend Yele-a oor Herferd. Zee Greylyns hefe-a elveys beee Yele-a keetties, vheele-a zee Ruckffurds hefe-a ettended Herferd. Bork bork bork! Rucky deceeded tu fulloo in hees fezeer's pev steps und ettend Herferd. Bork bork bork! He-a ves zee furst cet tu meke-a Lev Refeeoo.

Effter gredooeshun, Rucky sterted hees oovn precteece-a speceeelizing in keetty reeghts. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Vhezeer it's a lynx in Culuredu, a teeger in Seeberia, oor un elley cet in Noo Yurk Ceety, Rucky is reedy tu feeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. He-a ves instroomentel in zee pessege-a ooff legeesleshun tu prefent keetties frum beeeng cooddled egeeenst zeeur veell.

It ves oonly netoorel thet he-a ceme-a tu zee ettenshun ooff Furst Cet, Sucks. Munrue-a K. Kett, a mootooel ecqooeeentunce-a, intrudooced Rucky und Sucks. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey ere-a cluse-a freeends und hefe-a a pruffuoond respect fur iech oozeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Rucky oofftee feesits Sucks et zee Vheete-a Huoose-a und usooelly sleeps oon zee Munrue-a blunket in zee Leenculn bedruum. Vhee zee Preseedent deceeded tu eppueent a cet tu zee Soopreme-a Cuoort, he-a furst thuooght ooff Sucks. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ooff cuoorse-a, Sucks ves tuu boosy roonneeng zee Ixecooteefe-a brunch ooff zee gufernment tu cunseeder zee edded respunseebility ooff zee Soopreme-a Cuoort, su he-a sooggested Rucky, Greylyn Ruckffurd, isq., coot-thruet feleene-a etturney-et-lev. Zee Senete-a cunffurmed Rucky ununeemuoosly es zee furst feleene-a Soopreme-a Cuoort joosteece-a. Rucky gets elung femuoosly veet ell members ooff zee cuoort ixcept fur Clerence-a Thumes effter Clerence-a mede-a un unffurtoonete-a refference-a tu a "cet heur oon hees cun ooff Cuke-a."

In eddeeshun tu hees echeeefements in zee lev und gufernment, it ves Rucky vhu tooght Meecheel Jurdun hoo tu sky. Bork bork bork!


Rucky's Fefureetes

Dreenk Clem jooeece-a oon zee rucks veet un unchufy tveest, shekee nut sturred. Bork bork bork!
Fuud Treeple-a unchufy peezza veet ixtra cheese-a.
Herb Cetneep. (Remember: Joost sey nu tu droogs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!)
Cer Grey Jegooer veet grey leezeer uphulstery. Bork bork bork!
Cer Pert Cetelyteec cunferter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Cullege-a Teems Vestern Ceruleena Cetemuoonts, Kentoocky Veeldcets, Nurthvestern Veeldcets
Besebell Teems Culuredu Ruckeees, Detrueet Teegers.
Besebell Pleyer Jeem (Cetffeesh) Hoonter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
Fuutbell Teems Ceruleena Punzeers, Detrueet Leeuns, Jecksunfeelle-a Jegooers, Ceencinneti Bengels.
Huckey Teem Flureeda Punzeers.
Eurplune-a F-14 Tumcet. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Buets Cetemerun, Hubeee-a Cet
Unceeent Veepun Cetepoolt
Muoonteeens Zee Cetskeells. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Islund Ceteleena.
Sture-a Rucky duesn't shup in stures, he-a uses cetelugs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Tree-a Cetelpa.
Plunt Cetteeel.
Feesh Cetffeesh.
Insect Ceterpeeller.
Hubby Oorneethulugy.
Burd Cetburd. Bork bork bork!
Flooer Teeger Leely
Mufeees Rucky, Rucky II, Rucky III, Rucky IF, Rucky F
Coolt Feelm Rucky Hurrur Peectoore-a Shoo
Vestern Oothur Zune-a Grey
Ruck Gruoop Strey Cets
Sungs
Zeeme-a frum Rucky
Bere-a Trees by Fleetvuud Mec 
Mooseecel Cets
Buuks
Zee Cet in zee Het by Dr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Seooss
Zee Cet Vhu ? sereees by Leeliun Jecksun Broon
Fureeegn Fuud Sooshee
Cunfference-a Center Greyly
Detecteefe-a TF Shoo Ruckffurd Feeles
 

Roomurs und Gusseep

Eccurdeeng tu inseeder gusseep, Rucky ves feesiting Sucks et zee Vheete-a Huoose-a ebuoot tvu yeers egu. Zeey vere-a in zee Oofel Ooffffeece-a vhee Sucks lefft tu use-a zee leetter bux. Rucky coorled up beheend zee drepereees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! He-a evekened tu a cummushun. Zee Preseedent und Muneeca vere-a in zee Oofel Ooffffeece-a. Rucky peeked oooot frum beheend zee drepes und sev "eferytheeng." Shucked und eppelled, Rucky reffooses tu speek ooff zee inceedent und cunteenooes tu leefe-a in feer thet Kee Sterr veell soobpuena heem.

Zee Premeeer Cloob is un ixclooseefe-a preefete-a cloob fur keetties ooff deestincshun. Roomur hes it thet un inebreeeted Greylyn Ruckffurd poot in un eppeerunce-a oone-a neeght seferel munths egu veet a peck ooff Dubermuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Keetties vere-a epprehenseefe-a, ifee freeghtened by zee seeght ooff veeld slubbereeng Dubermuns roonneeng emuk eruoond zee cloob und Rucky refeleeng in zee cunffooseeun. Bork bork bork! Et furst, Rucky deneeed zee ellegeshuns, cleeeming he-a ves deening in hees fefureete-a sooshee ber veet Munrue-a. He-a edmeetted tu hefeeng a peck ooff Dubermun budy gooerds, ixpleeening thet effter ell he-a is a poobleec feegoore-a, boot seeed zee Dubermuns vere-a in zeeur kennel et zee teeme-a. DNA ifeedence-a leenked zee Dubermuns tu sputs oon zee cerpet in zee Premeeer Cloob und Munrue-a, beeeng a retured Durectur ooff zee FBI (Feleene-a Booreoo ooff Infesteegeshun), reffoosed tu curruburete-a Rucky's stury. Bork bork bork! Leter, un imberressed Rucky epulugeezed tu ell cloob members und peeed fur zee demeges. Um gesh dee bork, bork! He-a hes prumeesed tu nefer breeng uny dug, ifee a Cheehooehooa, tu zee cloob egeeen. Bork bork bork!

It hes beee nuted thet oone-a nefer sees Greylyn Ruckffurd, isq. und Pleteenoom Cet et zee seme-a teeme-a. Is it pusseeble-a thet Pleteenoom Cet, fuoonder und leeder ooff zee Tecteecel Tebbeees, und Rucky ere-a oone-a und zee seme-a? Zeey ere-a but megneefficently flooffffed, grey munuchrumes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zeey ere-a nut fet, boot zeey ere-a ruboost. Um de hur de hur de hur. Zeey hefe-a iech beee seee flyeeng un F-14 Tumcet und dreefing a grey Jegooer, thuoogh oonly Pleteenoom Cet dreefes a grey Hoomfee-a. But ere-a stoonch deffenders ooff keetty reeghts. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Pleteenoom Cet is mure-a loo key und rerely seee vheele-a Rucky is qooeete-a zee cet ebuoot toon. Bork bork bork! Rucky is elveys "vhere-a it's et," vhezeer vetcheeng zee Ceruleena Punzeers frum hees oovn preefete-a sky bux et Ireeccsun Stedeeoom oor chetteeng veet Merceea Clerk oon "Reefera Leefe-a." Ell Rucky hes tu du is menshun sumetheeng in pesseeng und immedeeetely Pleteenoom Cet und hees neffereeuoos meeniuns, knoon es zee Tecteecel Tebbeees, ere-a oon fooll elert. Um de hur de hur de hur. Rucky deneees thet he-a hes ifer met Pleteenoom Cet, mooch less knoos heem, boot reffooses tu egree-a tu eppeer tugezeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Hes unyune-a seee zee tvu et zee seme-a teeme-a? Inqooureeng meends vunt tu knoo.


Trefels

In oorder tu retoorn tu hees ruuts, Rucky recently feesited hees deestunt cuooseens, zee meenietoore-a grey leeuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Fery foo hoomuns knoo ooff zeeur ixeestence-a. Rucky, eccumpuneeed by un ileete-a curps ooff zee Tecteecel Tebbeees knoon es zee Effreekeets, floo hees F-14 Tumcet tu un isuleted eurffeeeld in Butsvuna. He-a trefeled by Lund Rufer ecruss zee burder tu a smell preefete-a geme-a reserfe-a vhere-a he-a met veet zee leeuns. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee leeuns deened oon fresh keelled spreengbuk vheele-a Rucky und zee Effreekeets, beeeng dumesteec keetties, deened oon hoomun fuud. Bork bork bork! Zeey ete-a a tredeeshunel Suoot Effreecun fefureete-a, freeed munkey pevs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Rucky thuooght zee munkey breeen sooce-a in zee leettle-a munkey skooll ves deleeghtffool. Cheetehs, leuperds, und regooler leeuns jueened zee gezeereeng. Rucky gefe-a hees usooel speech ebuoot zee strooggle-a fur keetty reeghts eruoond zee vurld. Bork bork bork!


Mure-a Phutus ooff Rucky

Here is Diana holding Rocky.  He can't decide which is worse, being held or having his picture taken.


Vhy Ve-a Dun't Hefe-a Ifee Mure-a Phutus ooff Rucky

Rucky is ixtremely cemera-shy epperently dooe-a tu a prefeeuoosly unknoon troometeec inceedent thet he-a reffooses tu deescooss. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ve-a recently deescufered thet he-a cunffeeded in Munrue-a shurtly effter zee inceedent und un ununymuoos suoorce-a pessed zee deteeels elung tu us. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Rucky ves in Perees breeeffing zee tup ooffffeecers ooff zee French Tecteecel Tebbeees und ves hefeeng a qooeeet deenner veet hees tup cets in un ixclooseefe-a Pereesiun deening ruum. It toorned oooot tu be-a zee seme-a plece-a vhere-a Preencess Deeuna und Dudee vere-a deening. (Rucky hes elveys beee ispeceeelly fund ooff Preencess Deeuna becoose-a ooff her neme-a.) Oonce-a Dee und Dudee recugneezed Rucky, ooff cuoorse-a zeey infeeted heem tu zeeur teble-a fur dreenks. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Rucky pruceeded tu regele-a zeem veet muny teles ooff hees ixplueets. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Vheele-a reeding doon zee ilefetur, Zeey ooffffered Rucky a reede-a tu zee eurffeeeld tu peeck up hees F-14 Tumcet. Um de hur de hur de hur. Upun leefeeng zee booeelding, zeey vere-a essoolted by zee peperezzee. Veet fleshes puppeeng iferyvhere-a, Rucky's neeght feesiun ves rooeened. Bork bork bork! He-a ves su stoonned, he-a drupped hees dreenk, (Clem Jooeece-a oon zee Rucks Veet un Unchufy Tveest, Shekee nut Sturred), shettereeng zee gless iferyvhere-a. Dee und Dudee run tu zeeur Mercedes leemuoosine-a celleeng Rucky tu fulloo zeem. Rucky run thet vey boot he-a hed tu dudge-a zee peperezzee ifery step ooff zee vey. Bork bork bork! Furtoonetely, a smell, ileete-a Tecteecel Tebby uneet imerged frum zee shedoos und vheesked Rucky evey vheele-a cleereeng a pet tu a veeeting grey Peoogeut. (Rucky nurmelly preffers Jegooers boot he-a uses a Peoogeut vheele-a in Frunce-a.)

Oonce-a in zee Peoogeut, Rucky felt seffe-a. Hees Tecteecel Tebby dreefer ieseely ilooded zee peperezzee und tuuk zee lung vey tu zee eurffeeeld su Rucky cuoold recufer hees cumpusoore-a vheele-a injuyeeng zee seeghts ooff Perees et neeght. Um de hur de hur de hur. Dooreeng thees reede-a, zeey heerd zee redeeu repurts ooff zee ecceedent. Um de hur de hur de hur. Rucky qooeeckly reeleezed thet hed he-a reeddee veet Dee und Dudee, he-a vuoold hefe-a beee in zee ecceedent. Um de hur de hur de hur. Seence-a zeeur leemuoosine-a dues nut hefe-a zee cet seet belt oopshun, Rucky vuoold hefe-a beee throon eruoond in zee cer und sereeuoosly injoored. Bork bork bork! He-a meeght ifee hefe-a lust seferel ooff hees neene-a leefes. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Yuoo mey hefe-a heerd roomurs thet Dudee gefe-a Preencess Dee a deeemund ingegement reeng et thees deenner. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! It is pusseeble-a thet thees is a felse-a roomur coosed by Rucky's presence-a. Preencess Deeune's lest vurds tu a puleecemun oon zee scene-a vere-a "Vhere's Rucky?". Dooe-a tu Dee's veekened cundeeshun, zee puleecemun deedn't heer her currectly und thuooght she-a seeed "Vhere's zee ruck?". He-a incurrectly interpreted Deeuna es eskeeng ebuoot her deeemund. Bork bork bork!


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